i'm cold and i don't like it.

Quote from a job advice blog: "Many companies use talent management software to filter candidates based on keywords they find in their résumés." WTF?! You f*cking lazy good for nothing *ssholes!

What the smeggin' fewk do I have to do to get a goddam recruiter to return my phone calls? These so-called "professionals" don't even have the courtesy to respond to emails, or return phone calls! I know things are tough out there! I know there aren't any jobs! Now answer the fewkin' phone, you sorry piece of shite! You're a remora on the arse of the industry; the least you could do is PRETEND you're not sucking the life-blood out of me.

Why can't those gawdamned hat companies make hats for people with human heads? Sure, the Budweiser hat fits your average slack-jawed pin-head just dandy. But those of us with a more advantageous cranial capacity would like to wear a hat too -- preferably one that doesn't have somebody else's name on the front! Listen up, marketers: the world doesn't stop at XL.

How many fewkin' times do we have to tell idiots to wear sunblock? I'm so damn tired if seeing women with skin like my wallet by the time they're 40.

Snuggies for dogs? I guess you can sell anything to idiots... http://bit.ly/5wSIuK

What makes people think I would ever want to read a blog about your kids? Who cares if your annoying, smelly little snot-factory spent his birthday gnawing the cat's ears off? Here's a clue for ya: nobody gives a damn! You care because you have to. I don't have to, so I don't care!

Job search boards f*cking SUCK!!

http://tiny.cc/pmi22 Rat bastards at RIAA are sneaking in another one.

i have a major toothache and have no insurance. so now i have to go to the doc for some goddam barbaric torture, even more pain, and then i have to pay him for it! thank zoroaster my gf will drive.

Brand new site, all dressed up and no one to play with.